Ok, why in God’s holy name was I awake at 3:24am and for two f-ing hours?!?! Two hours!! I wasn’t overly uncomfortable. I wasn’t too hot. I don’t have anything mind boggling in my head. And no strange noises were awry. So what the hell?!?! I mean, I understand how you can wake up and have trouble getting back to sleep for about 15 or 20 minutes. But two flippin hours! Ridonkulous!!

I hope today won’t be a bad day. Satan's in house, so it's already begun...