All I got for you is fake respect! Much love!

Bossman has this thing where he doesn't want people to eat at their desks at lunchtime. His reasoning for this is that he has provided us with a lunchroom and he thinks it is disrespectful. I beg to differ. In what part of the country do people not eat at their desks at some point in time? Every job I have ever had has had no problem with me eating at my desk or even really gave a crap. So to me his reasoning for this is bullshit. Yeah, there is a lunchroom, but aren't work places supposed to provide you with a lunchroom? It would be rather odd if there wasn't one. And it's not like it never gets utilized. I didn't eat at my desk every damned day. And in no way, shape or form was I trying to be disrespectful while doing so. Get over yourself you sensitive, egotistical bastard.

He also talks about clutter on our desks. Like unfinished coffee cups for instance. I rarely ever have any. But for some stupid reason, I did that day. So he came over to my desk to talk to me. I'm in the middle of doing something as usual when he rudely interrupts. I'm intently listening for a couple minutes then it kind of sounds like he is going to end it soon. I start doing other things but still semi listening. Well, I'm putting a binder back where it belongs and my unempty coffee cup was sitting right in front of where it goes. Well what the fuck do ya know. I plowed the binder right into the coffee cup spilling the contents everywhere. Right in front of bossman. Son of a bitch. He goes to get some bathroom paper towels (which soak up nothing) and starts cleaning it up. Meanwhile I go to the kitchen and get real paper towels and sop the rest of it up. Way to go Kinsey. Most likely the exact reason he wants no clutter on the desks. Way to validate that reasoning. Like a fucking five year old. Then the next day I was eating something at my desk and shit got flung onto some papers I needed. Nice. Be more subtle.

In conclusion, I still think it's stupid we can't eat at our desks. I sometimes do anyway. I do not mean it as disrespect, but all I have for him is fake respect anyway, so does it make a difference?

F you in your f-ing a hole!! I do what I want!!